We were eating at a pizza restaurant, and we had a very chatty waitress. Really annoyingly chatty, but Watson and I were giving each other meaningful looks and trying to rise above.
As we were leaving, our waitress had a hissy fit over Jack and all his glorious cuteness, and she complimented Sailor on being an obviously great big sister. She then gave Sailor a good once-over, and she said, "Good LORD! You have some HUGE feet!"
I stood watching, ready to mouth off at this ninny server if Sailor showed any signs of having hurt feelings, but guess what she did? Guess what my brave, beautiful, clever, big-footed girl did? She looked right at the woman and said, "The better to run with, my dear."
Oh, how I love that kid!